Saturday, July 13, 2013
Mom: You need this sculpture in your house.
Pixie: To do what with?
Mom: You could hang your keys on it, or put letters in it--
Pixie: Like an odds-and-ends shelf?
Mom: Hang off of it while you and Guy are getting it on, shit, I don't care! I'm just saying it would look great in your house!
Pixie: No, I agree, it looks fantastic!
Mom: And it's only $900! Chump change!
Pixie: How fantastic is that purse?
Mom: Oh my Gawd, it's got a little space underneath! You could fit a kitten through that space!
Pixie: And there's a pocket in the bottom!
Mom: That's where you hide your weed.
Pixie: Mom, can you make that dress?
Mom: Yeah, I think I have that pattern at home...but I wouldn't do the contrast zip.
Pixie: Why not?
Mom: Only trailer trash and Kardashians wear contrast zips in their dresses.
Mom: [walking away] That shit is cray.
Posted by Mile High Pixie at 9:33 AM