He lifted the basin and base up off the floor and staggered outside onto the balcony with it. I reiterate: eeeeuuuwww. To Guy's credit, he did a great deal of clean-up before he installed the new toilet. The entire process took maybe an hour tops.
Eeeeeee! Look how cute it is! Even the little chrome button on top is cute! And oh, y'all, it flushes like a real toilet should. I push the button and it goes WHOOSH! and then the bowl is empty and then the tank fills up in like ten or so seconds and then the bathroom is quiet. Y'all, I can't even tell you how happy I am that my toilet works.