Pixie: Sweet!
Derek: Find some good news?
Pixie: Hell yeah! The King Soopers pharmacy near my house is open 'til 9 tonight.
Norman: What, are you picking up some Ritalin for a rave tonight or something?
Pixie: [laughing] Noo, I gotta get Maddy's chemo prescription and I haven't been able to get over there before 6 all week.
Derek: So Kitty starts chemo, huh?
Pixie: Yeah, I hope it helps her out.
Ingrid: [standing up very slowly] Does she just get chemo? 'Cuz if she gets Vicodin, I could use it for the vertebrae I cracked on Tuesday when that chick ran over me on my bike.
Elliot: [not looking up from drawing] If you'da been in a bar instead of riding your bike "for your health", that shit wouldn'tve happen to you.
Derek: Ooh, you could be our dealer if you're picking up things "for Maddy"!
Pixie: [laughing harder, holding hand like a phone to her ear] 'Yes, King Soopers pharmacy? My cat really needs some Xanax, and some Vicodin, and even some Valium. She's really stressed out about this chemo.'
Norman: [flipping pages on shop drawing] '...and she needs some methadone. Her DTs are so bad she's breaking furniture.'
[everyone laughs]
Norman: Isn't that what heroin addicts use to get off heroin?
Pixie: Yeah, methadone.
Derek: Is it kinda like heroin or something?
Pixie: Well, yes and no. It has some of the benefits wi--
Norman: Benefits?
Elliot: Benefits?! Pixie, you don't need to go to a pharmacy.
Derek: Somebody needs some rehab.
Ingrid: [singing] "They tried to make Pix go to rehab, she said, noooo, noo, no!"
Pixie: [laughing so hard she's crying] It's--I'm--It's not me I'm going to the pharmacy for! It's--"
All: Suuuuuuure.
[Pixie collapses into desk chair, laughing]
1 comment:
An all this time I thought the mood altering drugs were for Hazel dealing with Maddy's abuse.... huh. Live and learn, eh? You betcha, gosh darn it.
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