Things I have thought in user group meetings recently

• How does one know if one is Fergalicious or not? I am up in the gym just workin' on my fitness, but the boys are not in fact linin' down the block just to watch what I got.
• Man, the head of nursing sounds like the koala in the old Qantas commercials.
• Why do you think flipping the two departments will make things better? The building is symmetrical! Each side is the same!!
• Should I start using retinol? I'm 34, but I do live in a high desert climate.
• OhdearGodinheavenquitpickingovertheplansyou'llberetiredinafewyearsandnoneofthiswillmatter.
• Man, my elbows hurt from leaning over this table on the plans all morning.
• I'm glad Gretchen is telling them to prioritize instead of me--it allows me to just be the architect and not the Bad Evil Architect Who Won't Give You Just the Building You Want Despite the Fact That We Don't Have the Room to Give You Everything.
• My stomach's gotten flatter since I haven't made brownies in a couple of weeks. I wonder if I can keep that up until we go to Miami in June.
• Yes, honey, I know your husband is an architect. Mine's an architect too. Yours designs high school gyms and athletic fields, and I do healthcare facilities. Stand down.
• Eeerrgnnh, was that a PMS cramp?!
• You know, I may in fact be quite Fergalicious.
• Why are all of Glasnost Construction's project managers from Germany, Czechoslovakia, or Russia? They all sound like Boris and Natasha!
• "Making brownies" sounds like a scatological euphemism.
• Oh, now you deign to grace us with your presence at the meeting? How charming!
• Yes, that's how long seven feet is. You have plenty of room for two people to work up urine specimens side by side.
• I'd sure like to make brownies in this physician's car on a hot day.
• I could go for an Izze and a footrub.
• Good Gawd, my 90-minute meeting turned into a 160-minute free-for-all! Get me outta here!
• At least I'm wearing cute shoes. Sometimes, cute shoes just save the day.