Political Correctness Moment with Mom and Pixie

[Pixie and Mom are in the bathroom talking and getting ready to go out gallivanting. Pixie is getting dressed while Mom is drying off from being in the shower.]

Mom: So, I told El Seebeno that we can't frame the roof from the--[looks down at upper thigh] Uh oh.

Pixie: What?
Mom: Well, when did that happen? The last time I was outside was the day before I flew out here...

Pixie: What? What is it? [looks at red mark on Mom's thigh] Ouch! What the hell, Mom?

Mom: It's a bug bite.

Pixie: What, in March?

Mom: Well, it's been warm lately, you know.

Pixie: Is it a mosquito bite?

Mom: No, chigger.

Pixie: I think they prefer to be called Insect-Americans, Mom.